Monthly Archives: January 2012

It’s Friday The 13th, Ward Off Evil With Grilled Cheese Sandwiches . . . Guaranteed / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:00

Posted on January 13, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

The eating of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on Friday the 13th counteracts any evil powers that may working against you. So powerful is the mojo contained in rocket Grilled Cheese that we guarantee that after eating one no harm will come … Continue reading →

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Despite Shitty Weather, Rocket To Launch / Show Some Grit And Venture Out Today, We’ll Be At Oddo Print Shop Until 2:00

Posted on January 12, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

After a brief argument regarding an episode of The Sopranos, Mission Control has decided to send us out. We’ll be at Oddo Print Shop for as long as it takes . . . probably around 2:00 pm or so. Today’s … Continue reading →

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It’s Alexander Hamilton’s Birthday, Pay With A Ten Spot And Get 10% Off Your Lunch / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:30

Posted on January 11, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

A founding father of these United States, the countenance of Alexander Hamilton graces the ten dollar bill. Incidentally, Patricia believes Hamilton to be far and away the most handsome of Founding Fathers. Seeing as his image so pleases her, if you pay with … Continue reading →

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No Launch Today, Rocket In For Generator Repair / Oddo Print Shop Tomorrow

Posted on January 10, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

There will be no launch today as the rocket is going in for some overdue maintenance on its generator.

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It’s Old Rock Day . . . Bring Us One And Get Free Deep Space Chocolate Pudding With A Purchase / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:30

Posted on January 7, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

Old Rock Day is one of the crew’s favorites. What could be cooler than going to the moon for an afternoon of rock collecting? So, collect a sample. Bring it to the rocket for carbon dating. Don’t fret, it takes … Continue reading →

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Winter Is Cold And Cruel . . . Just Like Space / Warm Up With A Green Chile Cheeseburger and Creamy Tomato Soup / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:30

Posted on January 6, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

Yesterday’s mission was delayed by a generator problem. The sucker wouldn’t start . . . wouldn’t even turn over. We attributed this to the fact that the rocket had sat on it’s pad (otherwise known as Mom’s driveway), in some … Continue reading →

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Oddo Print Shop Until 2:00 Today / Roasted Garlic Grilled Cheese With A Cup of Creamy Tomato Soup / Try The Lomo Adobado Tapa Sandwich

Posted on January 5, 2012 by rocketstreetfood
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No Launch Today or Wednesday, It’s Too Damn Cold / It’s John Paul Jones Birthday, So We’re Staying In And Listening To Zeppelin / See You Thursday At Oddo Print Shop

Posted on January 3, 2012 by rocketstreetfood

It’s John Paul Jones birthday, the bassist for Led Zeppelin, not the Revolutionary War hero who uttered the famous words, “I have not yet begun to fight!” One can see these two becoming fast friends though. The bassist played a … Continue reading →

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