Don’t Forget To Call Ahead / Avoid Exposure To Unpleasant Atmospheric Conditions

Winter is near, and as we all know, exposure to such conditions can be difficult. We want you all to know that the rocket is equipped with a complete array of wireless communication. In addition to telemetry received from Mission Control, we respond to communications from any part of the universe. Whether you’re calling from Main Street or from beyond the Kuiper Belt, we can hear you and satisfy that rocket jones. We are fortunate in having a relationship with the Arecibo Observatory whereby they boost our reception and transmission capabilities. Our menu is daily being broadcast into the deepest regions of space. What better way to tempt some hungry alien into responding? Wouldn’t it be comforting if the first communication with another civilization was an order for Veggie Tacos and Cupcakes? Think about it . . .