Monthly Archives: December 2011

No Launch Today / Crappy Weather / Special Ops Training Continues / See You Tomorrow At Oddo Print Shop

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Black Sabbath and Bacon ! / Experiments Continue In Bacon Lab / Oddo Print Shop Until 3:00 Today / Grilled Nutella, Anyone ?

Yesterday, the crew performed crucial bacon research while cranking up some Black Sabbath. The rocket music library aboard ship is extensive, eclectic, and totally necessary in achieving flight. As it happens, today is Ozzy’s birthday. Bacon was prepared and the … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Georges Seurat ! / Father of Pointillism Loved Parisienne Burgers / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:30

Seurat enjoyed snacking on Parisienne Burgers while painting on the Island of La Grande Jatte. The aroma of melted gruyère and caramelized onions was especially effective in inducing the peaceful dispositions of many of his subjects. Georges was in the habit of being  a … Continue reading

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Rocket Summoned To White House ? / Oddo Print Shop Until 2:30 Today

  These photos have recently surfaced on certain conspiracy websites and the crew maintains that they are the the obvious products of a crackpot.

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