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Yesterday’s mission was marred by a miscalculated cosmic time calibration setting discovered just prior to launch by Dr. Rossi, leader of our scientific team. The cause of this is still under investigation, but we are cleared for flight. Nothing really serious happens during improperly calibrated flight, other than finding ourselves momentarily in other time periods, frequently fictional. Actually, it can be really fun.
The Parkers were extraordinary hosts during the day we spent in 1940. Back here, of course, only a moment slipped by and our absence not even noticed due to the Theory of Relativity and Time Dilation. For those wanting more information on this phenomenon, it is well dramatized in the film Planet of the Apes.