Here’s a Roswell Burger, that’s one with spicy green chile sauce, Cabot Vermont cheddar, and grilled onions. Yesterday, an Ivy Leaguer added a fried egg and bacon. Draw your own conclusions. We’ll be in Kennedy Plaza today, 12:00 to 1:30. 👽🍔🌶

This week’s Tip War just came off the assembly line. Five shifts are scheduled.