You’ve given up spicy food for Lent? Well, shit. Pork belly confit on board. Which means Godzilla’s on board. See you in Kennedy Plaza for lunch, 12:00 to 1:30. We have Yacht Club soda at the ready in case any emergencies arise.

This week’s Tip War is open for business. Six rounds of carbohydrate-fueled rage are scheduled. *Shoplifters will be prosecuted.