Here’s Spock getting ready to slice the mushrooms for a Mind Meld Burger. Mind Melds are frequently used to assuage the physical and psychological imbalances during Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating period.
The Mind Meld experience, if only briefly, calms the raging libido, allowing proper attention to be given to the melted Swiss cheese, sautéed garlic, fresh mushrooms and extra virgin olive oil. If you are experiencing Pon Farr, do NOT order the Vulcan Burger. The bacon, caramelized onion and Rocket sauce will actually intensify your libido leading to situations you may come to regret . . . like attempting to mate with the Rocket. Not cool.
Today’s Tip War is very cool . . .