Chicken Sauce Piquant is a lusty Creole dish which is essentially Spicy Fried Chicken that is taken a step further by being stewed in a sauce of onion, celery, green pepper, tomato, jalapeño, garlic and plenty of sweat inducing spices. Try it. Sit by the river and wait for your boat to come in. Once it does, have it take you to New Orleans. But just for a short while, lest we be missing you.

An alternative plan would be to gorge and visit every Food Truck. Then proceed to the river bank and jump. Best manatee impression gets a free Yacht Club soda. Please keep your clothes on. No one wants to see junk, it’s the Providence Flea for chrissakes.