Upon completion of the gear replacement procedure, the over-stimulated engineering crew had to bring in a special scientific consultant in order to properly calibrate the warp drive gear ratios. We won’t bore you with all the details except to say every nerd in engineering had a wet dream last night.

Launching today with Tomato Soup, Mom’s Baked Mac n’ Cheese, Red Beet Sliders and Niman Ranch Angus Beef Slider Supernovas.