It’s National Lazy Day! Celebrate It In Kennedy Plaza at the Downtown Farmers Market . . . or Not

Forgive the current fixation with The Dude, but we just love him. And who could better personify the spirit of National Lazy Day than him?

Should you muster the energy to make it Downtown, the rocket is ready with one of the laziest foods available, the Slider. Due to it’s compact size it requires less than half the effort to eat. The Niman Ranch Certified Angus Beef and thinly sliced onions upon which it is grilled create an unmatched Enjoyment to Effort Ratio (EER). If Applewood Smoked Bacon is added to the equation, euphoria may set in. Be aware that bystanders often mistake this for stupor.

Rare glimpse of the Rocket Slider Process . . .


Niman Ranch Applewood Smoked Bacon






Furthermore, the Downtown Market is the ideal lazy persons destination. In one fell swoop the lazy person can visit Mijos Tacos, Mama Kim’s Korean BBQ, Providence Coffee Roasters, Providence Gourmet Kettle Corn, the Rocket, and peruse the wonderful offerings of local farmers.

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