Niman Ranch Applewood Smoked Bacon is now onboard the rocket. Add it to anything or just rub it all over your body. The health benefits of bacon are known to all and you should indulge yourself.

Today’s flight plan, as given to us this morning by Mission Control, gives the gastronauts free will as to where to set down and fire up. We think they were all on benders last night. So we’ll be cruising around looking for you. Give us a shout with any recommendations.