Just discovered in a box of documents found by the roadside in Guavate, Puerto Rico, this has to rank as one of the most important photos ever taken. Conclusive proof that the moon landings were staged. Other documents in the box included letters, bearing the stains of pork fat fingerprints, containing the thoughts of a person conflicted with their participation in this conspiracy. They wrote, “The only thing true about the whole damn thing was the food. It was so good and was the the only reason I returned to the set each day.”

Tomorrow we’ll be at Bantam Lake until 2:30 and then at the Main Street Marketplace from 5:00 until 9:00. Don’t keep it a secret, spread the word.