Monthly Archives: January 2013

Hope Artiste Village for Lunch and Farmers Market / Birthday of Food Truck Saint André Michelin

André Michelin was born on January 16, 1853. Food Trucks owe a debt to him as he founded the Michelin Tyre Company and put together the Michelin Guide. Tires and food, a match made in heaven.

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RI Blood Center, 11:30 to 2:00 / Why We Use ONLY Niman Ranch Beef

The rocket uses ONLY Niman Ranch Certified Angus Beef aboard ship. We do this because we are only interested in providing the absolute best quality to our customers. You place a trust in those that prepare your food. It will … Continue reading

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Shitty Weather? Pawtucket Wintertime Farmers Market Will Brighten Your Day and Make You Appear Thinner

Flight Status: Despite disappointing atmospheric conditions, the rocket will be landing at the Pawtucket Wintertime Farmers Market. Our crack team of meteorologists assures us that it will be sunny and around 70 degrees by 11:00 am.

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Kennedy Plaza for Lunch, Promenade Apartments for Dinner / Alexander Hamilton’s Birthday, Pay with a Ten Spot and Get 10% Off

A founding father of these United States, the countenance of Alexander Hamilton graces the ten dollar bill. Incidentally, Patricia believes Hamilton to be far and away the most handsome of Founding Fathers. Seeing as his image so pleases her, if … Continue reading

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Kennedy Plaza for Lunch / Angus Beef Sliders, Home Fries, Polenta with Gorgonzola, Waffle Iron Brownies

All systems are operating splendidly and an uneventful flight is anticipated. We may even take her to the moon.

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Lunch & Dinner at Hope Artiste Village / Rigatoni with Sweet Peppers, Polenta with Gorgonzola, Roasted Carrots

All systems are go for today’s launch. Lunch at Hope Artiste Village and then we maintain orbit and stick around for the Pawtucket Wintertime Farmers Market.

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